Turns out cancer was cured, in 2007 when a guy from Leicester (Gerry Potter) figured it out.

Here's the article about his discovery. https://web.archive.org/web/20100216133946/http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/news/Private-hell-Leicester-scientist-searching-cancer-wonder-drug/article-1832255-detail/article.html

Here's one later showing how well the first versions works (which only works on prostate): http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6987200.stm

Here's the Professor of Pharmacological Metablosm at London Doctors College that worked with Potter talking about the Cyp1B1 version that works on all cancers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4tpPlqMJ7Y

You can order this stuff from salvestrol dot ca

Ironically, the person that told me about this was a famous Canadian biochemist who was born in Newport. Here's the Wikipedia article about him. I miss him terribly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Sparkes